Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel by Casualfarmer

Author:Casualfarmer [Casualfarmer]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Tags: Xianxia, Web Novel, Transmigration
Publisher: Podium Publishing
Published: 2022-05-23T16:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER 29

THE GREAT MASTER

I woke up slowly, still in a good mood from last night. I had a couple of weights on my body and a damp spot on my chest. I opened my eyes and looked down.

I was missing my shirt, and I saw a shock of green-tinted hair. Meimei was still asleep, face down on my chest and drooling, with a contented smile on her face.

I chuckled and rubbed her bare back but then paused. Her shirt was missing too. I absently pulled Gou Ren’s leg off my throat where he had put it in his sleep. He was only wearing his loincloth and still snoring away. After that, I extracted my leg from Yun Ren’s grip, who was at least clothed.

I smiled at the memory of our increasing rowdiness that eventually led to … this. I’ll admit, I was just a little buzzed and not absolutely hammered like my friends had been after three bottles, but I went along for the ride anyway.

Including the part where I had a Xong brother on each shoulder, while Meimei sat on their shoulders, forming some kind of strange human … shape. Like a cheerleading performance—while Meimei double-fisted rice wine.

Drunk Meimei was hilarious. Her personality shifted completely as she turned into a dirty old man. She’d busted out a spectacularly vulgar drinking song about a brothel madam and a donkey, complete with pelvic thrusts. The Xong brothers had been in tears from her song, and I hadn’t been much better because she started getting handsy halfway through.

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